(Hey there, Elijah Wood)
(Hey there, Elijah Wood)

Hey there, Elijah
Would you like to go and live a different life where
You're the actor from that movie with the ring?
Hey there, Elijah
Would you try to hide the guy you are inside ya?
Would you bite your tongue and just shut up and sing?

I'm falling behind
I'm dragging my feet
I'm on top of the world
Or is it on top of me?
Is it on top of me?

One, two, three, four, I've got seven brain cells left
This empty melon
Second guesses, sex and exes (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
OMG, I can't believe my eyes
My mirror took me by surprise
I feel like Frodo in disguise
Who am I?
Who am I?

I'm falling behind
I'm dragging my feet
I'm on top of the world
Or is it on top of me?
Or is it on top of me?

Hey there, Elijah
Would you like to have an existential crisis?
Get a buzz cut in a motel bathroom sink
Hey there, Elijah
You're a liar, you should light your pants on fire
'Cause you haven't been as honest as you think

You need help
You need help
Quit acting 'cause you did this to yourself
You need help
You need help
Quit acting 'cause you did this to yourself
Quit acting 'cause you did this to yourself

(Hey there, Elijah Wood)
(Hey there, Elijah Wood)