D                       
Well I came into a scolding wife a few short years ago,
                                            A
And ever since I lead a life of misery and woe,
    G                                        A
My wife she is a tyrant, around the room and in
          D   
Ah she'd sell me to the devil for a glass or two of gin.

(Bob)
     D
Sure I'll get up and go to work as mild as any man,
                                                          A                                 
and she'll get up an' dress herself and go and have her dram,
    G                                              A
and if I chance to say a word it's well I know my doom,
        D                                                
she'll follow me with the firing shovel up and down the room.

[chorus]

 D  G               D              G                D
And if the devil'd take her, i'd thank him for his pain,
    G                D             A             Asus4
I swear to god I'll hang meself if I get married again
    G               D              G                D
And if the devil'd take her, I'd thank him for his pain,
        D                G             A               D
Oh, I swear to god I'll hang meself if I get married again.

(Darrell/Murray) 
     D
When I get up at breakfast time she'll tap me on the head,
                                                       A
when I come home at Dinnertime I'll find her drunk in bed,
     G                                                A
when I come home at suppertime with patience I must stop,
            D
Cause she drinks what's in the teapot and I must drink the slops.

[chorus]

 D  G               D              G                D
And if the devil'd take her, i'd thank him for his pain,
    G                D             A             Asus4
I swear to god I'll hang meself if I get married again
    G               D              G                D
And if the devil'd take her, I'd thank him for his pain,
        D                G             A               D
Oh, I swear to god I'll hang meself if I get married again.

(Séan)
      D
Well once I asked me scolding wife If I could go to bed,
                                                      A
She scarce gave me an hour upon the pillow to lay me head,
      G                                             A
when like a roarin' lion she come busting down the door,
      D
she caught me by the middle and threw me naked on the floor.

[chorus]

 D  G               D              G                D
And if the devil'd take her, i'd thank him for his pain,
    G                D             A             Asus4
I swear to god I'll hang meself if I get married again
    G               D              G                D
And if the devil'd take her, I'd thank him for his pain,
        D                G             A               D
Oh, I swear to god I'll hang meself if I get married again.

"Cook in the Galley Jig": 

D A G A  D A G A D X2 

(All)
    D
Now me and my companions go to a public place,
                                                          A
She'll search around the neigbourhood until she finds my face.
        G                                  A
she'll hoist me up in ridicule before the company,
         D
saying "pettycoats is your master and forever more shall be!"

[chorus]

 D  G               D              G                D
And if the devil'd take her, i'd thank him for his pain,
    G                D             A             Asus4
I swear to god I'll hang meself if I get married again
    G               D              G                D
And if the devil'd take her, I'd thank him for his pain,
        D                G             A               D
Oh, I swear to god I'll hang meself if I get married again.
 D  G               D              G                D
And if the devil'd take her, i'd thank him for his pain,
    G                D             A             Asus4
I swear to god I'll hang meself if I get married again
    G               D              G                D
And if the devil'd take her, I'd thank him for his pain,
        D                G             A               D
Oh, I swear to god I'll hang meself if I get married again.
    N.C.
And if the devil'd take her, i'd thank him for his pain, 
    N.C.
I swear to god I'll hang meself if I get married again
    N.C. 
And if the devil'd take her, I'd thank him for his pain,
    N.C.
Oh, I swear to god I'll hang meself if I get married again...

The verses of this song are a drone kept by a squeezebox and bodhran. 
Chords are those implied.The acoustic guitar comes in for the choruses,
actually entering with the downbeat on "and..".