Chords used:
|  E  |  A  |Bsus |C#sus| E5  |
E|--0--|--0--|--0--|--0--|--0--|
B|--0--|--2--|--0--|--0--|--0--|
G|--1--|--2--|--4--|--6--|--9--|
D|--2--|--2--|--4--|--6--|--9--|
A|--2--|--0--|--2--|--4--|--7--|
E|--0--|--x--|--x--|--X--|--X--|



Verse 1:
E                  A     E
Shoplifter, you'll never learn
                    Bsus
When you commit the crime
E                  A       E
Shoplifter, you're getting burned
                   Bsus  E
And now you gotta do the time



Verse 2:
E                   A    E
It's a 1 2 3 on the felony
                       Bsus
Well not everything is free
E                       A       E
Now that you served the community
                   Bsus  E
It's the life of a petty thief


Chorus:
                   C#sus
Its not considered stealing
                      E5
Unless you're getting caught
                    C#sus
But it isn't called stealing
A                        Bsus
Tryin' to take something you haven't got


Verse 3:
E                  A     E
Shoplifter, you'll never learn
                      Bsus
What lies behind your back
E                  A     E
Not a burgler or a bankrobber
             Bsus E
just a kleptomaniac


Bridge:
  E       A     E     E       Bsus
E|-0--0----0--0--0--0--0--0----0------0--------|
B|-0----0--2-----0-----0----0--0----0---0------|
G|-1-------2-----1-----1-------4---------------|
D|-2-------2-----2-----2-------4---------------|
A|-2-------0-----2-----2-------2---------------|
E|-0-------x-----0-----0-------x---------------|

  E       A     E     E       Bsus  E
E|-0--0----0-0---0--0--0--0-------0--0--0--*12-|
B|-0----0--2-----0-----0-------------0---------|
G|-1-------2-----1-----1-------4-----1---------|
D|-2-------2-----2-----2-------4-----2---------|
A|-2-------0-----2-----2-------2-----2---------|
E|-0-------x-----0-----0-------x-----0---------|


Chorus:
                   C#sus
Its not considered stealing
                      E5
Unless you're getting caught
                    C#sus
But it isn't called stealing
A                        Bsus
Tryin' to take something you haven't got


Outro:
E                  A     E
Shoplifter, you'll never learn
                    Bsus
When you commit the crime
E                  A       E
Shoplifter, you're getting burned
                  Bsus   E
And now you gotta do the time
                  Bsus   E
And now you gotta do the time
                  Bsus    E
And now you gotta do some time