It started watching hentai in the dark (wo-oh)
Like DDR a beating in my heart (wo-oh)
Through her holy veil she looked me in the eyes
Call me Bridget boy you're in for a surprise
Is that a cat tail she's got an Adam's apple
Speaking with a deep voice little bit of peach fuzz
Get her number anyway think about her everyday
As she's having her way baby this is anime because
He's a she's a lady and the trap
She's a he's a lady and the trap
He's a she's a lady and the trap
She's a he's a lady and the trap
A J-pop song comes on we start to rock (wo-oh)
She reached up my leg to grab my… hand (wo-oh)
First she thrilled me now all joy has turned to pain
I'm feeling guilty gearing up for all the shame
When the light switched on I found out my mistake
She was a fake a guy a lie just like the cake
Her deep secret hides beneath
She's like a sword inside a sheath
Aww crap