I'm crying at an Italian restaurant
Got nothing but everything that I could want
I'm trying to sell my heart in a pawn shop
I'd rather be freaking out at a rest stop

Fortune teller, psychic reading
Disco ball, now I can see it
Me and you, and somewhere scenic
Tell your lovers that you're leaving

Carlos, this life is too hard
Let's leave all our sorrows
Until only God knows where we are
So, get in the car

I get off on an Irish exit
Let's do drugs just for the aesthetic
Motel 6, stuck in the '80s (stuck in the '80s)
But I'll sleep like a Goddamn baby (goddamn baby)

Fortune teller, psychic reading
Disco ball, now I can see it
Me and you, and somewhere scenic
Tell your lovers that you're leaving

Carlos, this life is too hard
Let's leave all our sorrows
Until only God knows where we are
So, get in the car
Carlos, they're dimming the stars
Can't wait till tomorrow
The madness will end when the engine starts
So, get in the car

Vroom vroom, I'm so blue
Put your hands up if we're doomed
Zoom zoom, freaky fast
Come on, Carlos, hit the gas
Vroom vroom, I'm so blue
Put your hands up if we're doomed
Zoom zoom, freaky fast
Come on, Carlos, hit the gas

Carlos (Carlos), this life is too hard (this life is too hard)
Let's leave all our sorrows (let's leave all our sorrows)
Until only God knows where we are (where we are)
So, get in the car

Girl, give me ten minutes
I'll be right outside