Am                   F
If I drink this beer, I'd probably have two, three,
          C                                                      G
If I know me, I'd be digging up the past like it is money in the back yard
     Am                 F
If I drink this beer, I know it's gonna seem like a good idea 
            C                                                G
to call you up in the middle of the night and tell you how I feel

                             C
So I should just put it down
         G
The last thing I need to do tonight
           F
is push my luck, drunk and all messed up 
Am           C/E     F       G    C
Tell you how bad you need my love
                     E               Am   Cmaj9   D/F#
And how you'll never find a guy like me again


     Am                 F
If I drink this beer, I know it's going to lead to more
            C                                                   G
And I ain't sure what I'd do if I knocked on your door and your boyfriend answers 
          Am                 F
If I take just one sip, it's going to get ugly quick 
             C                                      G
And man it's tough 'cause I'm in love and I need to ease the pain

                             C
So I should just put it down
         G
The last thing I need to do tonight
           F
is push my luck, drunk and all messed up 
Am           C/E     F       G    C
Tell you how bad you need my love
                     E               Am   Cmaj9   D/F#
And how you'll never find a guy like me again

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Am   E   Am   Cmaj9

D/F#
And I still wont get you back
F                                C
and that fear is all i'll have to hold and it's cold
   G
As you at the end of the telephone line in the middle of the night
 
                             C
So I should just put it down
         G
The last thing I need to do tonight
           F
is push my luck, drunk and all messed up 
 Am  C/E      F             G           C
         Yeah I should just put it down
         G
The last thing I need to do tonight
           F
is push my luck, drunk and all messed up 
Am           C/E     F       G    C
Tell you how bad you need my love
                     E               Am   Cmaj9   D/F#
And how you'll never find a guy like me again

     Am                   F
If I drink this beer, I'd probably have two, three,
          C                                                      G
If I know me, I'd be digging up the past like it is money in the back yard