Introdução: (" A E ” B) 4x  (F# " A B ” E " G A ”) 2x

Verso:
E             G
We're a happy family
E             A
We're a happy family
E             G
We're a happy family
D
Me mom and daddy
E             G
We're a happy family
E             A
We're a happy family
E             G
We're a happy family
D
Me mom and daddy

Verso:
E               G
Sitting here in Queens
E               A
Eating refried beans
E                 G
We're in all the magazines
E              A
Gulpin' down thorazines
E                G
We ain't got no friends
E                  A
Our troubles never end
E                     G
No Christmas cards to send
E            A
Daddy likes men

Passagem: (" A E ” B) 4x  (F# " A B ” E " G A ”) 2x

Verso:
E                G
Daddy's telling lies
E               A
Baby's eating flies
E           G
Mommy's on pills
E               A
Aby's got the chills
E                      G
I'm friends with the president
E                     A
I'm friends with the pope
E                   G
We're all making a fortune
E                A
Selling Daddy's dope
E               G
Sitting here in Queens
E               A
Eating refried beans
E                 G
We're in all the magazines
E              A
Gulpin' down thorazines
E                G
We ain't got no friends
E                  A
Our troubles never end
E                     G
No Christmas cards to send
E            A
Daddy likes men

Passagem: (" A E ” B) 4x  (F# " A B ” E " G A ”) 2x

Verso:
E             G
We're a happy family
E             A
We're a happy family
E             G
We're a happy family
D
Me mom and daddy
E             G
We're a happy family
E             A
We're a happy family
E             G
We're a happy family
D
Me mom and daddy
E             G
We're a happy family
E             A
We're a happy family
E             G
We're a happy family
D
Me mom and daddy
E             G
We're a happy family
E             A
We're a happy family
E             G
We're a happy family
D
Me mom and daddy
E             G
We're a happy family
E             A
We're a happy family
E             G
We're a happy family
D
Me mom and daddy
E             G
We're a happy family
E             A
We're a happy family
E             G
We're a happy family
D
Me mom and daddy