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G            GMaj7
When they say promises
Em        D
They mean promises.

G  GMaj7  Em  D

Am
They'd say, "that's ok,
Am
Long as we can celebrate
         D      D7
Ooh, you see, my uncle would say
D                   D7
things would change when he's dead...

C
Meet me in the bathroom
C
That's what she said
Am               D7
I don't mind...it's true.

G  GMaj7  Em  GMaj7  G  GMaj7  Em  GMaj7

G            G7
Never was on time
C              CMaj7
Yes, I once was mine
 G                  G7
Well, that was long ago
C                  CMaj7
And darling, I don't mind.
G                                G7
Yeah, we were just two friends in lust
C                           CMaj7
And baby, that just don't mean much
G                     G7
You trained me not to love
C                        CMaj7
After you showed me what it was

G        GMaj7         Em
Now she's staring wide-eyed
      D
Can't close her eyes

G  GMaj7  Em  D

Am
Anywhere is fine
Am
just don't waste my time
        D    D7
Ah, you see, my uncle would say
D                  D7
things would change once he's dead...

C
Meet me in the bathroom
C
That's what she said
Am              D7
I don't mind...it's true.

G            G7
Never was on time
C              CMaj7
Yes, I once was mine
G                   G7
Well, that was long ago
C                  CMaj7
And darling, I don't mind.
G                                G7
Yeah, they were just two fucks in lust
C                        CMaj7
Baby, that just don't mean much
G                     G7
You trained me not to love
C                        CMaj7
After you taught me what it was.