Rhy. Fig. 1                                     Rhy. Fig. 2
E|------0-------------------| e|------0-------------------|
B|------0--1/3----3\1-0-0---| B|------2--1/3----3\1-0-0---|
G|------1--2/4~~~-4\2-0-0---| G|---2--2--2/4~~~-4\2-0-0---|
D|---2--2-------------------| D|---2----------------------|
A|---2----------------------| E|---0----------------------|
E|---0----------------------| E|--------------------------|

Rhy. Fig. 1  x4

(w/ rhy. fig. 1  x4)
I hand you a card why don't I give you a ring
They'd be a great band if that guy could sing
(w/ rhy. fig. 2  x2)
Dresses like your mother, dances like Dave Graney
(w/ rhy. fig. 1  x2)
And he'll do anything if you just promise to pay him

CHORUS
         B
I just started in her bedroom
Now it's illegal thing
E|---------------------------------| e|---3--3--3---|
B|---8--8--8-----------------------| B|---2--2--2---|
G|---6--6--6-----------------------| or      G|---2--2--2---|
D|---x--x--x-----------------------| D|---2--2--2---|
A|---7--7--7-----------------------| A|---0--0--0---|
E|---5--5--5-----------------------| E|-------------|

Rhy. Fig. 1  x1

B

(w/ rhy. fig. 1  x4)
That old pair of shoes would always let you down
No matter how good they looked the socks would always drown
(w/ rhy. fig. 2  x2)
Get sick of me if I get wild up there in my blocked half pipe
(w/ rhy. fig. 1  x2)
With you around hours don't pass, the minutes just die

D PEAT CHORUS

Rhy. Fig. 1  x1

B

(w/ rhy. fig. 1  x4)
Yeah I hand you that card why don't you give me a ring
They'd be a great band if that guy could sing
(w/ rhy. fig. 2  x2)
Dressed like your mother, you never dance like Dave Graney
(w/ rhy. fig. 1  x2)
And he'll do anything if you just promise to pay him

D PEAT CHORUS to finish


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