I called up Bernadette, she had a 10 a. M
Thank God, she had the time to squeeze me in
My blonde was gettin' brassy, my roots were comin' in
I let her do the talkin', let her spill the tea
I pay for the color but the dramas free
It's usually nothin' special
Nothin' concernin' me

Well, Casey's havin' a baby
The high school football team won state
And my best friend's mama's husband is sleepin' around
Everybody's up to somethin'
I heard your name from three chairs down
They said you bought a ring, and you found the one
Now I'm heart broke, heartbroken in a hair salon

I'm lookin' out the window hopin' they don't see
The tear in my eye, I can hardly breathe
In the last place I thought you'd ever get to me
Pretend I'm listenin' as she goes on and on
Don't care who's sellin' weed to the preacher's son
I'm stuck on how you moved on
Guess it's a damn good day to go blonde

'Cause Casey's havin' a baby
The high school football team won state
And my best friend's mama's husband is sleepin' around
Everybody's up to somethin'
I heard your name from three chairs down
They said you bought a ring, and you found the one
Now I'm heart broke, heartbroken in a hair salon

Maybe I'm just crazy for thinkin' you'd come back around
I guess first loves don't always work out

But at least Casey's havin' a baby
The high school football team won state
And it always happy hour at the bar downtown
I might just drink till I feel nothin'
I heard your name from three chairs down
They said you bought a ring, and you found the one
Never thought I'd be, heartbroken in a hair salon
Heartbroken in a hair salon

Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh